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Rob_In_MO

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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:42 pm

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12. A set of knockers...the kind you stick in an ashtray...made of cork.

Ooohhhhhh OK, glad you clarified that. I think a few of us got the wrong impression.. Cool



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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:43 pm

Looks like we're going to be sending a lot of very interesting merchandise all over the place! Hope the postal system is ready for such a large scale attack.
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:05 pm

Rob_In_MO wrote:
Blackhorse wrote:
12. A set of knockers...the kind you stick in an ashtray...made of cork.

Ooohhhhhh OK, glad you clarified that. I think a few of us got the wrong impression.. Cool



I think she came into work today Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:07 pm


I like the man-cave decore idea! I've got a nice pipe calendar and maybe a pipe chart or something. Good thinkin'. Sports posters are likely NOT a good idea as they're only used if the target likes the team or sport or whatever.[/quote]


I figured it don't have to be pipe/tobacco related, there are pleanty of hints around to what people like and even some of their man caves will give you Ideas.
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:10 pm

And we have a new one to add; so here's the latest total roster:


Holy Crapola Boys...we're at THIRTY!


The Frenzied BoB Bombers:

1. Rob in MO
2. Kyle Weiss
3. Hunter1127
4. kieveryuu
5. Lesath
6. MisterE
7. zunismoke
8. boxerbuddy
9. itsKot
10. roogles
11. Mozjo33
12. Cuervo 25_1
13. christeaux
14. GuitarMyFriend
15. Pipegeek
16. UberHuberMan
17. Jefe1037
18. DrT999
19. taharris
20. George Kaplan
21. Natch
22. Hater
23. EC Outlaw
24. cigar2you
25. sam a
26. Dave_In_Philly
27. s ireland
28. Dreadgerbil
29. tech2576
30. Blackhorse


Gotta admit...I never, ever expected this thing to get this big! I thought if we got over ten guys that would be cool. Thirty is insane!

My kids use the word often, me...rarely. But this truly qualifies at being AWESOME! I don't think there's another site out there that could put something like this together. You guys are really and truly an amazing buncha briar heads. If I didn't KNOW that some of you are doing this just to be EVIL - then I'd be really worried! lol

Just think what it will be like for some poor sap to get bombed with THIRTY BOXES OF PIPE SUCKING GLORY.

You just KNOW that his USPS carrier will be scowling at 'em for YEARS to come! He'll be INFAMOUS. Every time he goes into the "facility" the postal "workers" will point at him and whisper to each other between furtive looks...OH the LOOKS! heh, heh, heh

Is it possible to be stunned, pissed, thrilled, embarassed, amazed, gratefull and humbled all at the same time?


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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:26 pm

Blackhorse wrote:


Is it possible to be stunned, pissed, thrilled, embarassed, amazed, gratefull and humbled all at the same time?

I think we are about to find out... study
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:54 pm

Blackhorse wrote:

You just KNOW that his USPS carrier will be scowling at 'em for YEARS to come! He'll be INFAMOUS. Every time he goes into the "facility" the postal "workers" will point at him and whisper to each other between furtive looks...OH the LOOKS! heh, heh, heh

Is it possible to be stunned, pissed, thrilled, embarassed, amazed, gratefull and humbled all at the same time?



Or we may turn the USPS postal workers into pipe smokers! Then in turn they will join our glorious forum and join the bomb squad themselves just to futher spread the joys of giving, receiving and the wonderous smell of baccy!


Back when I got Bombed , the mailman brought up the box and said " I don't know what the hell is in this box but it smells great!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:45 am

Rob_In_MO wrote:
2 slots left. Still waiting on PB! Twisted Evil

I will send the occasional bomb Rob. I won't commit to it every month because some of you don't deserve to be bombed. And some of you I don't like well enough to
bomb. And I don't want to feel guilty if I'm just to lazy to actually mail a package.
And Most of the cracker head on the list don't even know what good tobacco is anyway.


Or in nicer terms. This is Blackhorses rodeo, leave me out of it before he uses more fancy words on that word processing whizz bang.

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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:35 am

Ah yes, good ol' PB. Ever dependable for telling guys they're ignorant, undeserving and he doesn't like them. Thanks for the breath of fresh air, bro. Always good to see your angry face. Mad
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:46 am

puros_bran wrote:
I won't commit to it every month because some of you don't deserve to be bombed. And some of you I don't like well enough to bomb.

Guess that settles that, doesn't it!

Nicest thing anyone's said to me on here in a while. Cool! bounce
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:57 am

Lol. Well y'all said I was a prick.

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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:15 am

puros_bran wrote:
Lol. Well y'all said I was a prick.

Wouldn't want you to change now, PB. You've got a good thing going here. At least everyone knows where they stand! Cool

Of course, I was provoking you - with threats of Cob Bombings... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:30 am

Basic munitions for the first 4 bombing runs have arrived; only the 'personalizations' remain to be decided. . . .
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:38 am

PeeBee's stringin' this along like a marionette. Laughing Brilliant.

Cool


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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:42 am

PeeDee?
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:52 am

So this probably goes without saying, but I have to stop myself every time I think about it:

Don't write "BoB Bomber" or anything like it on the package. The recipient might not see any of their packages and you might have the FBI breaking down your door. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:03 pm

OK - this is actually a really good point!!!

Quote :
Don't write "BoB Bomber" or anything like it on the package. The recipient might not see any of their packages and you might have the FBI breaking down your door.


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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:00 pm

Yesterday evening, I was washing my car and a black sedan pulled up into my drive. Two guys in black suits with Raybans on walked up to me and asked me a few questions. They wanted to know about Commander Blackwhorse (Blackhorse?) and agent PB (aka: Vince Gill). I played stupid, which I excel at, and asked them if they meant Black Beauty and peanut butter. They told me it would go easier on me if I'd just cooperate. They seemed really concerned about this Blackwhorse character, because he has a weapon of mass destruction called a WP, whatever that means. They were completely evasive about the peanut butter guy, but they did say something about the Toecutter and Bubba Zanetti, so he must either be really scary or know some interesting people. One of them slipped on a pair of golf shoes and stomped up and down on my water hose, ruining it. Then they told me the next time I would have no choice. Lucky for me, as they drove down the street, one of my neighbors meth labs went up, engulfing them in its holocaust. I only hope I can make it to the mission date.


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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:24 pm

I thought that was Bubba Ganoosh...the Syrian terrorist! Must be his cousin...who is an agent of Hummus...or something. They're both dips. Not to worry.
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:09 pm

next time, oh yes they will send more, send them to Copperhead Rd, no one ever comes back from there!
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:21 pm

We have a place like that. It's called Booger County.
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:32 pm

its always good to have friends who know where there are holes already dug for just such occasions.
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:42 pm

Blackhorse wrote:
I thought that was Bubba Ganoosh...the Syrian terrorist! Must be his cousin...who is an agent of Hummus...or something. They're both dips. Not to worry.

Yuk yuk yuk.
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:09 pm

UberHuberMan wrote:
Don't write "BoB Bomber" or anything like it on the package.

Kyle - this does not apply to you. The standard 'BoB Bomber' or similar variety is fine for Kyle to write on package... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: The Real Actual BoB Bombers Thread   Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:11 pm

Rob_In_MO wrote:
UberHuberMan wrote:
Don't write "BoB Bomber" or anything like it on the package.

Kyle - this does not apply to you. The standard 'BoB Bomber' or similar variety is fine for Kyle to write on package... Twisted Evil

C'mon now. The man finally got a job. He doesn't need to lose it faster than he got it. Razz
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