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Dave_In_Philly

Number of posts: 1326 Age: 32 Location: Philly Registration date: 2011-08-18
 | Subject: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:21 pm | |
| As the title says, I really didn't want to have to make this post but something has happened that I think the community should be aware of. While the vast majority of our membership are truly good people, there are some among us with less honorable intentions.
Some of you may have seen a thread in which I mentioned purchasing a full pound of Full Virgina Flake, but only wanting half. I offered to sell the other half at cost. The member who offered to buy the other half was a long standing member who, while never having dealt with him personally before, I trusted implicitly. That person turned around and betrayed my trust.
I had asked that he hold payment until I had the package in my hands because I purchased from a vendor I had never dealt with before and I wanted to make sure that I didn't have any problems getting the full pound of tobacco. When it arrived as planned, I sent this member a PM and said that I would ship my end right away and he could go a head and mail the check.
This was a straight forward transaction - half a pound of tobacco for half the price I paid. Unfortunately this member chose to blatantly disregard our agreed upon terms. Instead of simply sending a check as agreed he sent a check and enough sample baggies of tobacco to equal the weight I sent him. Not only did his little bomb blow my hands right off, but he somehow crept into the darkest corners of my mind and managed to send me more than half a dozen samples of blends that I have been dying to try. Each blend is completely new to me.
This person's name is Natch, and his dastardly deeds will not go unpunished. I ask for your help in making him pay for his sins.
Seriously Jeff, your generosity is greatly appreciate, thank you brother.
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Yak Resident Philosopher

Number of posts: 7297 Age: 257 Location: Yaksylvania Tobacco: Embarcadero Pipe: London, Dublin, Pesaro & Sasquatchewan Registration date: 2007-12-10
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:35 pm | |
| I suspect he's trying to get your taste buds so confused by the other stuff you'll sell him the other half pound of the FVF too. It's a strategic investment on his part -- knowing full well that the only weedage better than FVF is Embarcadero. (Although Union Square may be). Clever guy, that Natch !  |
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Harlock999

Number of posts: 5017 Location: Los Angeles Tobacco:
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Italiano Registration date: 2010-10-22
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:36 pm | |
| Man, you really had me going, there! Great job, and cheers to the camaraderie! |
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itsKot

Number of posts: 466 Age: 23 Location: Houston, Texas Tobacco: G&H Bright CR Flake, Jackknife Plug, and Wessex Brigade Sovereign Curly Cut Pipe: Ruthenberg blasted pot, Peterson Aran 53, Stanwell 63M Legend, GBD Militaire, and a lovely no name lumberman among others Registration date: 2010-09-19
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:59 pm | |
| You had me! I was reading it and was appalled at first. And then it hit me... I couldn't imagine anyone here actually throwing punches below the belt, good thing you were joking! |
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UberHuberMan

Number of posts: 2130 Age: 29 Location: Chicago, IL Tobacco:
Registration date: 2011-03-06
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:40 pm | |
| A well delivered curve ball to be sure. I was starting to think the worst had happened. Glad to hear it was Natch being Natch.  |
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George Kaplan

Number of posts: 2535 Age: 43 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Tobacco: Leaning toward English flakes lately, and the occasional Danish style semi-aromatic. I'll try anything once, and usually finish the tin as a matter of principle. Pipe: If it draws air, it'll smoke. If it's a Peterson bulldog or Savinelli billiard, all the better. Registration date: 2012-01-06
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:14 pm | |
| You're one devious bastard of briar, Dave! Two lines in and I didn't want to read the rest. I think the only brother sneakier than you is Natch himself. |
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CygnusXII

Number of posts: 146 Age: 46 Location: South Carolina Tobacco: MacBarens Scottish Mixture, Dunhill 965, MacBarens Golden Extra, MacBarens Symphony, Bengal Slices Pipe: 11 S&R's, Ben Wade, 2 K&P System Pipes, 3 Peterson Kapets, Peterson Kilarney, Peterson Irish Whiskey, Jobey Stromboli, Various Savinelli Bulldogs & British Store Brand off labels, Bari Handcut Registration date: 2012-03-21
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:29 pm | |
| Well that was a twister for sure. A well camouflaged jape I must say. Baited, hidden and then sprung with Masterful precision. I tip my hat to you Sir. I hope you enjoy your Treasures. |
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Gumball

Number of posts: 279 Age: 40 Location: England Tobacco: Squadron Leader, Marlin Flake Pipe: Pipex K10, Blakemar 683 Registration date: 2011-04-27
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:48 pm | |
| On this side of the pond we would say that you bowled a googly  |
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George Kaplan

Number of posts: 2535 Age: 43 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Tobacco: Leaning toward English flakes lately, and the occasional Danish style semi-aromatic. I'll try anything once, and usually finish the tin as a matter of principle. Pipe: If it draws air, it'll smoke. If it's a Peterson bulldog or Savinelli billiard, all the better. Registration date: 2012-01-06
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:59 pm | |
| Bowled a googly? Pardon my ignorance, Gumball, but to which sport, if any, does that phrase refer? |
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Boxerbuddy

Number of posts: 613 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Tobacco: ABF, Escudo, Penzance, McConnell folded flake, Royal Blend, Night Train Pipe: Grandpa's old meerschaum, Grandpa's silver wrapped apple, Nording Freehand, LJ Peretti bent bulldog and dubdog,Stanwell Colonial 185 shape, Boswell bulliard, Tinsky bulldog, Sav 607KS, Ascorti dublin Registration date: 2011-10-05
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:54 pm | |
| I believe thats a Cricket term....no idea why I know that. I'm 99% sure it's Cricket, but I have no idea what it means lol. |
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Hermit

Number of posts: 3419 Age: 60 Location: Ascension Parish Tobacco: Exhausted Rooster Pipe: Rad Davis Golden Blast Apple Registration date: 2008-04-22
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DrT999

Number of posts: 2511 Age: 54 Location: North Carolina Tobacco: Current main rotation: Bracken Flake; NYPC Bedloe's Island; Westmoreland Mixture Pipe: More than I need, not as many as I want. Registration date: 2011-08-31
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:16 am | |
| 'bowling' is the throwing of the cricket ball, a googly is a 'delivery' which should break (in baseball-speak) down and inside, the cricket version of an inside curve. On topic, I was taken in as well! I was thinking, "Why is he posting that thread here instead of the 'BoB Business Bureau?" To stay with cricket, "Well played, sir!" |
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Carlos

Number of posts: 4986 Age: 55 Location: Chestnut, IL Tobacco: GLP Renaissance Pipe: Brian Ruthenberg Sandblasts Registration date: 2007-12-10
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:41 am | |
| The master shows how to bomb on the sly. I can always learn something new from him. Way to go Mr. Natural! _________________  Current pen & ink. 1930's Replica Pelikan M101N Tortoise Shell - Med Nib Ink = J. Herbin - Éclat de Saphir |
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Rob_In_MO

Number of posts: 3556 Age: 39 Location: Park Hills, MO Tobacco: Mostly Aromatics, Some VA's, Mild English Blends Pipe: Bjarne, Peterson, Savinellis, Cobs & Basket Briars. Registration date: 2011-01-19
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:24 am | |
| What a low down deed. Natch is a scoundrel for sure. Talk about a Bastard of Briar.... |
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Mozjo33

Number of posts: 888 Age: 44 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Tobacco: Trying them all... Pipe: Newest Acquisition: Stanwell Billard Registration date: 2011-12-04
 | Subject: Re: I didn't want to have to post this Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:30 am | |
| Well done Natch! I always love a good ending to a good story!! |
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