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Hater

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Location : Ojai, Ca.
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PostSubject: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 12:26 pm

Well, that's it. I'm married.

I'm gonna need more pipes. lol
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Ocelot55

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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 12:27 pm

My condolences.

Joking of course. I'll be joining the ranks of blissfully wed couples in August. I bet your glad its all done.

Big congratulations to you, sir. cheers
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BigBehr

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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 12:50 pm

Hater wrote:
Well, that's it. I'm married.

I'm gonna need more pipes. lol

Congrats! Does she agree?
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monbla256

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Location : DFW Metroplex, Texas
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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 12:58 pm

Hater wrote:
Well, that's it. I'm married.

I'm gonna need more pipes. lol

Congrats but I'm afraid it doesn't work that way Razz She's now going to build the NEST and all your money will have to go for this AND you're now gonna have to smoke outside like the rest of the married BoB's Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 1:09 pm

BigBehr wrote:
Hater wrote:
Well, that's it. I'm married.

I'm gonna need more pipes. lol

Congrats! Does she agree?

yeah I got lucky AND SHE LETS ME SMOKE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 1:19 pm

Hater wrote:
BigBehr wrote:
Hater wrote:
Well, that's it. I'm married.

I'm gonna need more pipes. lol

Congrats! Does she agree?

yeah I got lucky AND SHE LETS ME SMOKE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!

That's NOW, As you get to be an old fart and start smoking more and more heavy Lat based blends, it all changes !! Stick with Aro's in the winter, you'll stay warmer in the house Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 1:30 pm

monbla256 wrote:
Hater wrote:
BigBehr wrote:
Hater wrote:
Well, that's it. I'm married.

I'm gonna need more pipes. lol

Congrats! Does she agree?

yeah I got lucky AND SHE LETS ME SMOKE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!

That's NOW, As you get to be an old fart and start smoking more and more heavy Lat based blends, it all changes !! Stick with Aro's in the winter, you'll stay warmer in the house Razz

I just sent this post to my lawyer, Dr. Gonzo, had him draw up papers excluding this type of future activity. It has been faxed for her to sign under threat of annulment.
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PostSubject: Congrats   Thu May 03, 2012 1:34 pm

Welcome to the club brother. Mine is also a fresh marriage, she tried to lecture me on pipe smoking, I promptly reminded her I did it before we were married and she still got hitched. The more she fusses the more lat blends I buy lol.
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Kyle Weiss

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Location : Reno, NV
Registration date : 2011-09-18

PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 1:36 pm

May the pants in the family always be worn by you sir, may the family jewels be in your control and not in a jar in her purse, and always give love, devotion, attention and sincerity to her as a reward. Cool
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Hater

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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 1:48 pm

Kyle Weiss wrote:
May the pants in the family always be worn by you sir, may the family jewels be in your control and not in a jar in her purse, and always give love, devotion, attention and sincerity to her as a reward. Cool
thanks for your warm blessings and I plan on giving her all you said. Smile


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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 1:48 pm

kaiser83 wrote:
Welcome to the club brother. Mine is also a fresh marriage, she tried to lecture me on pipe smoking, I promptly reminded her I did it before we were married and she still got hitched. The more she fusses the more lat blends I buy lol.

haha! See! That there is great BoBvise.
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George Kaplan

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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 2:49 pm

Congrats!
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williamcharles

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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 2:55 pm

Which ankle is the chain attached to? It matters you know. You'll have to situate your smoking chair and table so that they won't get in the way of that chain. Seriously, CONGRATS!!!
The missus and I have racked up 32 years. Don't know how she's done it. Marriage is good.



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Growley

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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 3:46 pm

Congrats! I've been married 15 years and wouldn't want it any other way. I wish the same for you.

Brian.
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MisterE
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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 3:48 pm

Is SWMBO tolerant of the pipe smoking?

Mrs. E puts up with it, but certain tobaccos are strictly "verboten". If you want a good list of wife repellants, I know 'em all. Twisted Evil

lol! lol! lol!

Just kidding, I like it when Mrs. E is around actually. Cool
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Location : Piedmont of North Carolina
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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 4:22 pm

Many congrats; best of luck on the indoor smoking!

"T"
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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 4:47 pm

Congrats!

As you begin your married life, quietly slip into her closet and count how many pairs of shoes she has. This inventory should be updated twice a month and kept in the bottom of your tobacco jar. When she says, "What do you need with another pipe, tobacco, gun, fishing pole, etc?", ask her how many pairs of shoes she owns.

You are welcome. lol!
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Harlock999

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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Thu May 03, 2012 9:14 pm

Congrats!
The new GQ magazine has a funny, and serious guide for married men. Made me chuckle a bit.
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Location : coast of mississippi
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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Fri May 04, 2012 5:20 pm

I can't smoke inside because I'm a renter, but my wife is pretty supportive of my hobby.
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Dutch

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PostSubject: Re: Freshly married, fellas   Fri May 04, 2012 5:32 pm

Congratulations! Now you won't have to worry about having your sexual performance analyzed by a variety of women anymore! cheers
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