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J Soshae

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PostSubject: It should be a crime!!!   Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:26 pm

I was kindly offerred a "sample" of Storm Front. I should have known better. You and I have always been told not to give our addresses to strangers on the internet. It was a mistake to think the Brothers of Briar should be that one safe spot in this crazy world.

The offer of a sample was misrepresented by this anonymous *wink* fellow. This kind gentleman sent an unexpectedly large amount of tobacco and also added in another tobacco called 'VR Blend'.

For the record, I would like to express my deepest appreciation!!! cheers

But I ask you gentleman of the jury to look upon the evidence I present at this time and find this culprit guilty of the crime as set before you. Also it should be taken into account that this is not his first offense of this kind. Upon further examination I believe you will find he is also the ringleader of a similar bunch of ruffians.

THANK YOU AGAIN SIR!!

I can hardly wait to get through rush hour traffic and try this on my porch.




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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:02 pm

Scandalous! What kind of Blackhorsed scallywag would do such a thing? Smile

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:27 pm

It is because he is a scallywag.
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:34 pm

Keep your information private around here. What a dastardly trick. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:05 pm

A repeat offender eh?


This should go on his permanent record.
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Mr. Doody

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:11 pm

jeez louise! ask for a sample and the boy backs up with a loaded F350! good friends are good indeed!

and kyle - your package is already sealed up and ready to go. don't mismanage your expectations based on this scallywag's behavior! ;-) ;-) .

doody!
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:44 pm

Mr. Doody wrote:
jeez louise! ask for a sample and the boy backs up with a loaded F350! good friends are good indeed!

and kyle - your package is already sealed up and ready to go. don't mismanage your expectations based on this scallywag's behavior! ;-) ;-) .

doody!

It's cool, some other dudes are due here in a day or two to get some Weiss Assassin bombs. i.keenum is still recovering, and then GK suckerbombed me with a swell cob, and then there was the anonymous Ben Wade...

I've seen action. A lot of us have.

It's just how we roll here. We're cruel, unscrupulous guys. Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:04 am

Wow, if that's a sample I'd be afraid to see the size of the source. affraid
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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:33 pm

Well done BH! Enjoy your "sample".
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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:58 pm

J Soshae wrote:
It should be a crime!!!

Actually it is. I'll need to...um...confiscate the...um...evidence...
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J Soshae

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:05 pm

The evidence has been tagged and sealed for proper disposal. We are in need of a larger incinerator. We have a few small incinerators which will work for the time being. They sure do smoke alot though. cheers
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:06 pm

Burning the evidence of the crime is a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:01 pm

Ya, that same character has kicked my skinny lil' arse on several occasions....





cheers



Cheers,

RR
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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:14 pm

Good on ya BH!
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i.keenum

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:48 pm

Kyle got me earlier like that, except I didn't ask or give him my adddress. Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky. Sorry I didn't get a post already for that kyle. The goodies were spread from one end of the house to the other before I took a group photo, I'm a mess like that. But thanks again Kyle and I'll get ya sooner or later.
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:06 pm

Like I said, it's much better to assassinate the unsuspecting... Twisted Evil

...I'm sneaky-sneaky. No one is safe. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:37 am

Like a thief in the night. But instead of taking you give. Wait a minute, that does not make bit a sense. Guess that would make you some where between santa and assassin, ninja claus maybe? scratch
Dunno oh well! cheers
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J Soshae

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:40 pm

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:20 pm

Thats great. I think that we should make that our bob bombers plane girl. cheers

I think that should be your profile picture from now on kyle Laughing
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: It should be a crime!!!   Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:39 pm

Only if PB makes his picture the one with his new pink vape. Cool
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