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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:10 pm

You know, guys, enough is enough, already. What do I have to do, eh? Beg? Fine. I'll beg.

Please, PLEASE stop sending me stuff. If I've made you think I'm a poor, helpless lout, I'm not. I'm a rich, CEO billionaire that laughs maniacally whenever you working-class slobs send me the sweat off your brow in pipe and tobacco form. I'm evil. I kick puppies. I make babies cry. I grave-rob, snatch church offering plates and trip blind people. I pile nails in handicapped parking spots, blast 5,000-watt bass from my car at 3AM next to your house, stomp flowers and eat hummingbirds.

There, are you happy? You're supporting my evil. Now quit sending me stuff. Laughing I never begged for this crap on the sly, mooched or whatever, when I want something, I'll ask directly. Laughing STOP IT! Laughing

Effing toeheads. Now I know why PeeBee is the way he is.



(...though I cannot help but say... that Tsuge smokes nicely, and I absolutely love the shape--and yes, the grain is 90% straight all the way around...for a Kaga?...holy crap...thank you, anonymous friend...the ODF and FVF were a nice touch...)

(...but stop it... Embarassed )

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:14 pm

stop being a whiny bitch and take your free gifts

Smile

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:26 pm

Laughing cheers
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:36 pm

the rev wrote:
stop being a whiny bitch and take your free gifts

I'm going to scotch-stalk you if I'm ever in L.A. They'll start appearing at your door. With creepy notes and photographs of families neither of us have ever met.

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:38 pm

I double dog dare you

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:39 pm

am I going to get another spanking for using the b word?

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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:40 pm

the rev wrote:
am I going to get another spanking for using the b word?

rev

One can only hope. Twisted Evil Laughing Or you hope, which could get weird... I love you

Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:47 pm

HA!
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:02 pm

Most Excellent.

I'd call that bomb a micro-nuke. Small package big impact.

Really nice tobaccos there too. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:05 pm

Enjoy, Kyle! cheers

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:06 pm

Win!


cheers



P.S. - Eff You, Kyle! Laughing
Bitch and Gripe too much and Round 2 may start.
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:13 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very Happy
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:16 pm

I hate all of you.

So I'm going to take it out on Star the Cat.



http://www.facebook.com/thecatstar

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(EVIL--not worth bombing)
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:17 pm

Excellent!

Edit: poor kitty Sad


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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:19 pm

Awesome!

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:09 pm

Kyle Weiss wrote:
I hate all of you.

So I'm going to take it out on Star the Cat.



http://www.facebook.com/thecatstar

Cool

(EVIL--not worth bombing)

I am selling my truck, and with the money I am going to buy you 15 of the best pipes you have ever seen. Why?

because you finally had the guts to do what I have not

go go go cat killler

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:21 pm

Bwahaha - congrats Kyle.
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:45 pm

Ha you deserve all of it. You keep the place fun and encourage the crazies to come out of hiding. I think he is prime candidate for the next bombing run. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:04 pm

the rev wrote:
am I going to get another spanking for using the b word?

rev

No spankings, for this one you get a bitch slap Laughing


..... But, you're kinda scary, so I'll let someone else handle that Smile


Kyle, it wasn't me, but I'll say it anyhow. " Eff you Kyle!! Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:10 pm

Hey Kyle! Shutup and enjoy it! Laughing

Very nice. Congrats to Kyle and the sender.
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:17 pm

It wasn't me, so ....

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:15 am

EPIC cheers Cats are evil set that thing to 15 minutes and hit start. Oh and you forgot to mention clubbing baby seals.
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:50 am

It's a prop cat for a film... nuking it would mean a waste of $40 and probably a new microwave. Heheheh. Plus, I like cats alright. This one doesn't shed or sh!t everywhere, so... even better.

The likelyhood of me being properly bombed again is nonexistent. Trust me on that. Not to mention, I owe some BoBkarma to spread around for quite some time for numerous reasons, but the primary is I want to. My jealousy of The Shadow is immense.

That Tsuge smokes...really, really, really well. It's the first time I've had Briar lend a nutmeg-like note to tobacco...it's pretty unique. I can't make it smoke badly now after three tries...it's a winner. cheers

I still hate all of you.

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK IT THE EFF OFF! >:(   Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:03 am

Well it doesn't appear a "rage quit" is in order,,,how about a "rather annoyed" quit.

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