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i.keenum

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:48 am

Don't worry I think its funny, your not alone.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:41 am

Interesting - FedEx and UPS came through, but the USPS portion of the bomb (which still says expected delivery 12/19) seems to have overshot the target. I suspect we are in for several days of epicness. bom
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 am

We have rural mail carriers here who drive their own cars. Well ours just called and told me to come pick up 11 packages from the post office. Ahhhhhhh.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:20 am

kaiser83 wrote:
We have rural mail carriers here who drive their own cars. Well ours just called and told me to come pick up 11 packages from the post office. Ahhhhhhh.

lol! lol! lol!

Go get 'em. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:25 am

Yes! cheers

Justice has been served! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:54 am

Not only does the target get bombed, he gets to deliver unexploded ordinance into his bunker and defuse it. Overall, it sounds like it will be a productive day.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:27 am

Holy crap balls!!!! Okay so I am just going to write a complete list here from yesterday and today instead of trying to separate them out between days. There is another bomb I got that the bomber says was him being nice...but I have my suspicions just the same. Okay so here's the list.

Food:
Container of home made peanut brittle
Loaf of home made bread of some sort
Wasabit & Soy Almonds
4 boxes of Angry Birds Gummies
1/2 pound Jerky
Bottle of Buffalo Trace Whisky
3 bottle home brewed ale
Tactical Bacon

Tobacco Tins:
8oz Penzance
2 50g FMOTB
50g FMC
50g FM
50g FMOTT
50g FMATP
100g Rattray's Black Mallory
2oz Balkan Sobranie
2oz Balkan Sasieni
50g Sam G Commonwealth
50g Sam G Skiff Mixture
50g Germain's Medium Flake

Tobacco Bulk and Samples:
8oz Ruins of Isengard
8oz Treebeard
2 4oz packets of Rich's Rainy Days and Mondays
Jar of Balkan Sobranie Original
2oz Virginia Squire
4oz SG Perfection
4oz Shortcut to Mushrooms
4oz Black Velvet
Holiday Spirit from 2011
2oz FMOTT from 2007
Blend No. 11
Lamca Slices
Ringlow Syrian
Stratford
Star of the East
Bishop's Move
Kismet
Margate
Samover
Mc 2000

Book and Game:
Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
Monopoly Card Game

Pipe Accessories:
3 packs pipe cleaners
Green pipe knife tool
2 zippos
Pipe stand and tamper hand made

Random Awesomeness:
Hand turned bowl
Hand turned lidded jar (which my sister is currently trying to tactfully acquire)
BoB Geocaching travel Bug with a Dr. Grabow on it.
DEA Challenge coin

Pipes:
Hand made pipe by ___________
Nording Signature with Satin Finish
Holy Freaking Crap a LOTR Bilbo Pipe that nearly made me have an O face when I saw it. Dude seriously a BilBo LOTR pipe by Vauen......pardon me while I change my underwear.

Pics will go up as soon as I get back with the rental car for my trip to MD in a couple hours. How freaking epic. Oh and go buy more canning jars.

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Simple Man

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:30 am

It ain't over yet! Wink Laughing

This was launched 12/17 at 9:47am, Priority Mail and it's STILL hanging around in Des Moines! Looks like it just left the sorting facility there. I guess the holiday deliveries just have things bottled up. Hopefully, if it doesn't make it there today it will arrive in one piece tomorrow.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:43 am

Simple Man wrote:
It ain't over yet! Wink Laughing
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YUP Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:16 pm

This is what K's neighborhood looks like now!


WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cherrysantarendeersantarendeersantarendeersantarendeercherry
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:01 pm

WOW! Nice first quarter! lol'

There's some seriously well thought out...um, material there.

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2 4oz packets of Rich's Rainy Days and Mondays

Has to be the Portland Rich's, and I've never even heard of that blend before. Nice.

If it's one of Steve Books blends it's good for sure.

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:03 pm







Pics thus far. Unless "the rest" makes it before 3 it will have to get inventoried on Saturday when I get back from MD with the other two kiddos.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:07 pm

Nice! I love the LOTR pipe... that is pretty cool. And I'm not even a fan of the book or movie.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:22 pm

Simple Man wrote:
Nice! I love the LOTR pipe... that is pretty cool. And I'm not even a fan of the book or movie.

Ouch...how does it feel to hate America? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:27 pm

There seems to be a holding pattern over Des Moines. Mine's up there with Simple Man's. At least the first half of it is. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:32 pm

What, Lamca Slices, but no Lamda Lamda Lamda Slices?

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:42 pm

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Simple Man wrote:
Nice! I love the LOTR pipe... that is pretty cool. And I'm not even a fan of the book or movie.

Ouch...how does it feel to hate America? Laughing

Sorry, never been a fan of fantasy... I'm still trying to figure out reality. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:43 pm

Simple Man wrote:
kaiser83 wrote:
Simple Man wrote:
Nice! I love the LOTR pipe... that is pretty cool. And I'm not even a fan of the book or movie.

Ouch...how does it feel to hate America? Laughing

Sorry, never been a fan of fantasy... I'm still trying to figure out reality. Laughing

Lol fair enough Sir.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:55 pm

kaiser83 wrote:
Simple Man wrote:
Nice! I love the LOTR pipe... that is pretty cool. And I'm not even a fan of the book or movie.

Ouch...how does it feel to hate America? Laughing

How does it feel to get the shit wacked out of you like a creepy little elf?

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:12 pm

That is no ordinary elf whacking. It looks like the Jolly Green Giant found a new place to take a dump. What an amazing display of destruction.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:16 pm

More like a sneaky little thieving Hobbit, I'd say.


(character per Tolkien)

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:18 pm

Just stirring the pot Boss. santa
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:25 pm

Mine is still on its way. I don't think the USPS actually knows what "priority" means.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Bombing Mission..."Whack-A-Elf"!   Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:28 pm

soylentgreen wrote:
Mine is still on its way. I don't think the USPS actually knows what "priority" means.

Right now every postal worker is saying "I don't think our customers actually know what "holiday rush" means". Razz
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