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AJ

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Age : 68
Location : East of the Rocky Mountains
Registration date : 2012-03-18

PostSubject: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:48 am

John aka Fatman was the most recent target of the BoB Bomber Squadron. Before he was hit he had managed to launch a missile. Whether he was under orders of some nefarious character or acted upon his own initiative is under investigation. I don't have a clue why I was his target but a large square shaped missile landed my front porch on the afternoon of the 27th. It failed to explode. In an effort to defuse the warhead I carried it into my dining room and proceeded to dismantle this bomb. As I broke the seal it blew up in my face scattering the contents all over the table. After the smoke had cleared I began to "clean up". I took a picture and documented the contents in case there was an inquiry or if interest developed. You will see from the description and picture that the bomb contain high quality materials. Someone had given John a list of materials that would be very effective in leaving me in shock and unable to speak. John was clever in his method of attack. He designed the missile in such a way to arouse my curiosity knowing that I would with certainty take the warhead into my home. The old salt is treacherous. Beware of his MO. I'm sure he didn't expect the flood of damage done to my ego and emotions. I was left humbled because I didn't think I was an important enough target to warrant such high quality materials. I was nearly overcome by the excitement and overwhelmed with a sense of good fortune. My gratitude is overflowing. Smile 

AJ

Materials that made up the warhead:

Ulu Knife W/Wooden Stand
Alaska Birch Caramels
Alaska Moose Mug
Apple Pumpkin Scented Candle
2 Packages of Tea:
   (Samovar)
   (Sassy Bear)
2 packs of King Salmon Jerky
Large 8 oz. Can of H&H AJ's VaPer
1/2 lb. of Samuel Gawith Medium Va. Flake


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Age : 55
Location : Benton, Louisiana
Registration date : 2011-11-23

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:26 am

Awesome!

I really like the Ulu knife.

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BigCasino

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Age : 49
Location : North of Pittsburgh pa
Registration date : 2012-11-27

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:43 am

This IS exactly why he deserved what he got! the tea sounds interesting, I would like to know more about that!
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DrT999

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Age : 59
Location : Piedmont of North Carolina
Registration date : 2011-08-31

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:07 am

Nice bomb, Fatman! Hopefully it's all stuff you like, AJ
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Jimmy1973

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Age : 44
Location : Eastern Ky
Registration date : 2011-09-25

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:10 am

cheers cheers cheers 
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Fr_Tom

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Location : Diocese of Northern Indiana
Registration date : 2013-05-29

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:14 am

Fatman knows how to pack a bomb. I still have smoking debris from one he sent me back before I knew what a BoB bomb was.
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Cartaphilus

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Age : 63
Location : East Texas
Registration date : 2011-12-15

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:19 am

Very Generous indeed!
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Age : 64
Location : Near the Emerald city
Registration date : 2011-05-04

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:25 am

Cool 


Cheers,

RR
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Briar Spirit

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Age : 49
Location : England UK
Registration date : 2012-08-30

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:15 pm

That is so cool, enjoy it all in rude good health AJ, kudos to you John for being such a fine gent'. cheers 
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DrumsAndBeer

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Age : 45
Location : Northern, CA
Registration date : 2012-04-04

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:07 pm

Excellent bombing, very stylish. cheers 
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Age : 43
Location : Oregon
Registration date : 2011-12-07

PostSubject: Re: Fatman Launches Missile-Target Hit   Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:01 am

A worthy target! Fatman truly doesn't let getting blown up repeatedly stop him from generous mischief!
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