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Richard Burley

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PostSubject: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:20 am

Anyone else want to drag this guy out of his car and beat him senseless?

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DrT999

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:34 am

Richard Burley wrote:
Anyone else want to drag this guy out of his car and beat him senseless?


Are you an easily distracted, self-centered, absent-minded driver? If so, then this car is for you . . . if you can be bothered to remember the name
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Cartaphilus

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:39 am

I do, I do! Everything is made for the idiot nowadays.
Instead of letting them die by there own stupid mistakes the Government is trying to keep them a live long enough so they can benefit from there taxes.
I really noticed how things are made for the idiots when my daughter, god bless her, bought me a new laptop and it had Windows 8.1 on it. This software is for the people who haven't a clue about PC's and to top it off you almost have to sign up for Bill Gate's crapola to do
most on it. Talk about a control freak, Bite Me Bill Gates!

Gees! Glad that's off my chest now, on to pipes and tobacco.
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:46 pm

But will this car chew my food for me? Cause you know I might take too big of a bite and choke to death. What about wipe my hay fever induced runny nose in the spring time? 5)
And instead of all those pleasant flashy lights and zen like warning tones for when I zone out while driving, how about a painful electric shock or mechanical arm that slaps a knot on the side of your head while telling you to "PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DRIVING YOU JACK WAGON!"
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Richard Burley

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:15 pm

Fumus wrote:
But will this car chew my food for me? Cause you know I might take too big of a bite and choke to death. What about wipe my hay fever induced runny nose in the spring time? 5)
     And instead of all those pleasant flashy lights and zen like  warning tones for when I zone out while driving, how about a painful electric shock or mechanical arm that slaps a knot on the side of your head while telling  you to "PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DRIVING YOU JACK WAGON!"  

Oooh! I like this! A lot.  Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:26 pm

Richard Burley wrote:
Anyone else want to drag this guy out of his car and beat him senseless?


Because he drives an Infinity or because he can't drive?

Laughing

As a motorcycle rider - I'll say there are more people that aren't paying attention than are.
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:36 pm

Soon we'll have driverless cars and you think your insurance costs are high now ? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:40 pm

monbla256 wrote:
Soon we'll have driverless cars and you think your insurance costs are high now ? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Then the costs should be carried by the company directing the car (but almost certainly won't be, of course)
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monbla256

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:59 pm

DrT999 wrote:
monbla256 wrote:
Soon we'll have driverless cars and you think your insurance costs are high now ? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Then the costs should be carried by the company directing the car (but almost certainly won't be, of course)

As my CO back in the University of Vietnam told me one time "... take woulda', coulda' and shoulda' out of your vocabulary and you'll be alot happier !!" Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:44 pm

So an alarm goes off, a light on the dash flashes,,,the first thing anyone this moronic will do is take their eyes off the road to look at the warning panel. 5)

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:42 pm

A 10 inch steel spike permanently fixed to the middle of the steering wheel would do the same thing.


I had a Volvo tractor with that crap affixed to it almost 15 years ago.. All that beeping and flashing drove me nuts until I learned to tune it out.

The two worst part:
If you 'got to close' it would kick your cruise control off.... Close being about 10 seconds at 65mph.

Traffic would drive you nuts too. Bumper to bumper and all four 'detectors' going batshit craY craY.
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:45 pm

Cartaphilus wrote:

Instead of letting them die by there own stupid mistakes

That's the problem with old folks too... Back 30-40 years ago you knew any old dude was a wise old bird well worth listening to. Now, with modern medicine, it's just hard to call it. Some old dudes are wise, some just had real good benefits at their job.
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:04 pm

Richard Burley wrote:
Anyone else want to drag this guy out of his car and beat him senseless?

EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE THAT COMMERCIAL!
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Cartaphilus

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:23 pm

puros_bran wrote:
Cartaphilus wrote:

Instead of letting them die by there own stupid mistakes

That's the problem with old folks too... Back 30-40 years ago you knew any old dude was a wise old bird well worth listening to.  Now, with modern medicine, it's just hard to call it.  Some old dudes are wise, some just had real good benefits at their job.

What's benefits? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:46 pm

That's where you go to work and a portion of your pay is diverted behind the scenes to pay a third party to pay less for your medical care than you pay in over a lifetime.


Since we are that far off topic.. Ever thought about medical expense insurance? Regardless of what the big bussiness, corporations loving, democrats tell you 'insurance' does not equal 'health care'. Health care is about wellness, Insurance is about a big corporation taking more in than they pay out. The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (better and more rightly known as Obamacare) should be called The Corporate Protection and Mandated Market Care Act.
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:09 pm

puros_bran wrote:
That's where you go to work and a portion of your pay is diverted behind the scenes to pay a third party to pay less for your medical care than you pay in over a lifetime.  


Since we are that far off topic..   Ever thought about medical expense insurance?   Regardless of what the big bussiness, corporations loving, democrats tell you 'insurance' does not equal 'health care'.     Health care is about wellness, Insurance is about a big corporation taking more in than they pay out.       The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (better and more rightly known as Obamacare)  should be called The Corporate Protection and Mandated Market Care Act.

You're right there !! When it was first written it was a HEALTH CARE bill, but it did NOT benifit the Insurance Corps. so they got on board and rewrote it to be an INSURANCE bill keeping the bogus name concerning "Health Care" But that's to be expected considering we live in the United Corporation of Amurica now and things will get even more so with the bunch up in DC now. They've got to pay their bills for elections Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Neat how this post got hijacked so easily !! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:17 pm

This is why I don't have cable. And the driverless car thing is coming. Not sure how I feel about it
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Cartaphilus

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:19 pm

puros_bran wrote:
That's where you go to work and a portion of your pay is diverted behind the scenes to pay a third party to pay less for your medical care than you pay in over a lifetime.  


Since we are that far off topic..   Ever thought about medical expense insurance?   Regardless of what the big bussiness, corporations loving, democrats tell you 'insurance' does not equal 'health care'.     Health care is about wellness, Insurance is about a big corporation taking more in than they pay out.       The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (better and more rightly known as Obamacare)  should be called The Corporate Protection and Mandated Market Care Act.

All I know is I remember when I was a young man working and my employer GAVE me benefits FREE for me and my family which I didn't have and never used. When I got older and needed them they then wanted me to PAY twice as much as they were worth and get a 1/4 as much coverage.
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Cartaphilus

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:22 pm

Jevverrett wrote:
This is why I don't have cable. And the driverless car thing is coming. Not sure how I feel about it

Heck, If I didn't have cable I wouldn't have internet and only get 3 channels on the TV
if the antenna didn't blow down. 5)
Hmm, Maybe that's a good thing?
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:00 am

Cartaphilus wrote:
Jevverrett wrote:
This is why I don't have cable. And the driverless car thing is coming. Not sure how I feel about it

Heck, If I didn't have cable I wouldn't have internet and only get 3 channels on the TV
if the antenna didn't blow down. 5)
Hmm, Maybe that's a good thing?

I have the Internet. And the netflix for the kids
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:00 am

Cartaphilus wrote:
Jevverrett wrote:
This is why I don't have cable. And the driverless car thing is coming. Not sure how I feel about it

Heck, If I didn't have cable I wouldn't have internet and only get 3 channels on the TV
if the antenna didn't blow down. 5)
Hmm, Maybe that's a good thing?

I have the Internet. And the netflix for the kids
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Bub

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:22 pm

One more moron
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:30 pm

Wow, and it only took him four go arounds to decide that wasn't fun? 5)

"Life is hard, and its even harder when your stupid".
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Cartaphilus

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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:34 pm

Imbecile, I think is the correct word for him.
A white guy going into a black neighborhood to do anything is
asking for it. What I fricken Idiot!

Reminds me of the guys in little sports cars cutting me off while I'm tooling
down the highway in my Kenworth conventional and then giving me the bird when I give them the horn.
Always wanted to get a license plate bracket made up saying "All Death Wishes For Filled"
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PostSubject: Re: For the Moron Within   Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:38 pm

monbla256 wrote:
puros_bran wrote:
That's where you go to work and a portion of your pay is diverted behind the scenes to pay a third party to pay less for your medical care than you pay in over a lifetime.  


Since we are that far off topic..   Ever thought about medical expense insurance?   Regardless of what the big bussiness, corporations loving, democrats tell you 'insurance' does not equal 'health care'.     Health care is about wellness, Insurance is about a big corporation taking more in than they pay out.       The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (better and more rightly known as Obamacare)  should be called The Corporate Protection and Mandated Market Care Act.

You're right there !! When it was first written it was a HEALTH CARE bill, but it did NOT benifit the Insurance Corps. so they got on board and rewrote it to be an INSURANCE bill keeping the bogus name concerning "Health Care" But that's to be expected considering we live in the United Corporation of Amurica now and things will get even more so with the bunch up in DC now. They've got to pay their bills for elections Twisted Evil Twisted Evil  Neat how this post got hijacked so easily !! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Even more so?  

......the last six years hasn't been bad enough?  The intellectual known as Pelosi stating we have to pass it see what's in it.......
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