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Blackhorse

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PostSubject: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:18 pm

And Saints Ocelot and War-somebody raised the Holy hand grenades up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless these thy hand grenades, that with them thou mayst blow thine selected targets to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

"And the Lord did grin. And the Squadron did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu..."

Brother Blackhorse: "Skip a bit, Brothers..."

Ocelot and War-whomever: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenades of BoB towards thy target, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

And the Squadron, in their obedient wisdom, did so.

Thus endeth the Blessing of the October Halloween Bombing Mission post.

Amen.
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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:53 pm

I thought I was the one on narcotics.

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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:56 pm

Yeah...you and Monte Python.


The Blessing is a very slightly adjusted quote from "Monte Python and the Holy Grail".
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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:18 pm

'There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things... with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.'

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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:19 pm

Oooooooooooooo. PB - the minor prophet.
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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:51 am

Loves me some Monty Python first thing in the morning.

I jesteth you not.

cheers
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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:31 pm

Is this the right room for an argument?
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Blackhorse

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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:34 pm

No. This is the open forum.

Any significant issues should be sent via PM.

The Round Table would be an area for polite argument.
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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:37 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnTmBjk-M0c
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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:42 pm

Well then, that wasn't polite argument, was it?


So, um, I guess it fits right in.

Yes it does!

(via anticipated response)
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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:48 pm

Correctamundo!
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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:53 pm

That was great wiz, I needed that.
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PostSubject: Re: A Blessing for the October Bombing Mission   Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:09 pm

No you didn't.
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