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arkansaspiper

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PostSubject: Re: Who still polishes shoes?   Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:26 pm

i can make ya shoes look like mirror's
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PostSubject: Re: Who still polishes shoes?   Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:18 pm

arkansabspiper wrote:
can make ya shoes look like mirror's

Great, now stand in front of the hottest woman you know wearing a skirt, just look down at your shoes...lol



KEEP ON PUFFING!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Who still polishes shoes?   Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:36 pm

Trying to sell the last pair of shoes I have that would need polish now. No more tying or polishing of shoes for me being disabled. Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Who still polishes shoes?   Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:41 pm

Geez, I get harassed at work for my shoes / boots being "TOO SHINY"!!!  Razz

I had a Sergeant tell me once that he could never trust a Cop with shiny shoes. He said they were one of these: 1) A "rat suck up", 2) An "OCD Mental Case" or 3) An "asshole house mouse" (Someone who wouldn't go out on patrol and would hide in the office). He looked at my shoes as he was walking away and said "Which jerk-off would you happen to be?" Nice......really nice.
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PostSubject: Re: Who still polishes shoes?   Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:43 pm

arkansaspiper wrote:
i can make ya shoes look like mirror's

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PostSubject: Re: Who still polishes shoes?   Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:40 pm

when i went to military school we had these wonderfull Co's from the USMC if boots where not mirror's we where smoked. most military men should know the term smoked.
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