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PostSubject: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:45 pm

He was a jolly sort, full of life and giving. Little did he know that his untimely demise was sooner then he thought. Upon arriving home from a long day of flipping protons, he discovered a box on the doorstep. Being the unsuspecting sort, he took to inspecting it, there was no return address. Just a non descript address label. Given his penchant for late night alcohol fueled EBAY fun, there was no telling what it was.

What was in the box was an intricate bomb, with a note inside:



Seems like the notorious Butcher of BoB struck again! I am posting this for the deceased, in hopes that the intrepid folks of BoB are able to ferret out the Butcher, and bring them to JUSTICE!!!!

I was able to gather up the non radioactive portions of the wreckage and share them in a picture, hopefully it will provide some clues.



Sadly the only thing left of the Fatman, was a message he scrawled out on the front steps, with his trusty roll of Tums.



So all you warriors of BoB, AVENGE him, and bring the dastardly Butcher to JUSTICE!!
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:48 pm

cheers Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:02 pm

Dont scare me like that Fatman! I took it seriously for a second until i read the post through. You never know these days...

Anyhow, bravo on the stealth bomber, and enjoy dat, FM!

Tell me about the Bacchanalia once you've tried it. Im curious. cheers

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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:09 pm

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Dont scare me like that Fatman! I took it seriously for a second until i read the post through. You never know these days...

Anyhow, bravo on the stealth bomber, and enjoy dat, FM!

Tell me about the Bacchanalia once you've tried it. Im curious. cheers

Me, too! I was distraught for a min there until I read the thread...
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:35 pm

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MisterE wrote:
Dont scare me like that Fatman! I took it seriously for a second until i read the post through. You never know these days...

Anyhow, bravo on the stealth bomber, and enjoy dat, FM!

Tell me about the Bacchanalia once you've tried it. Im curious. cheers

Me, too! I was distraught for a min there until I read the thread...

AMEN!

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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:46 pm

+3.

Heart rate and dread now subsiding.

Ok, back to the issue in hand....

Mmm, dastardly doings indeed. Great target of course! Well played The Butcher...

Lead pipe, in the library....?????!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:09 pm

Knock all that circle jerk crap off... We have a murder on our hands.
Have someone from the precinct run up the extra coffee pot, a fan, our blood pressure medicine, and a turkey sammich.. We are gonna be here a minute.
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:13 pm

What we know.
1. He likes happy people.. So I'm safe. Strictly doing this to help you asshats.
2. He uses a fountain pen.
3. He has crappy penmanship
4. ??
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:36 am

Holy Schnitzel! Fracking excellent! A mystery afoot! Ahem, I mean, what a travesty! Of all the no good .......

Resorting to using antacids as a cry for help. Poor guy. And to think his best years of his life lay ahead of him. Such a sad state of affairs. Won't someone bring his assassin to justice?
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:35 am

Don't scare us like that Fatman, I too was freaking out until I read the content of your post.

To the Butcher, you chose an excellent target, I can't think of a more suitable victim.

Cheers all

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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:57 am

Um...can we like get a totally hot CSI assigned to the case? One we could work CLOSELY with. You know...in a really Trump kind of way.



(This post does not specify gender so as to avoid accusations of objectification of women. No one respects women more than I do. Ask anyone on my defense team!)

In fact... maybe a canine agent would be good. A hot shot bomb sniffer!


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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:07 am

Holy crap Fatman, the title of this post gave me a freakin' heartattack! Jeez.....

Now, to figure out who the Butcher is! This is a horrible attack on the good people of BoB, and it won't be tolerated!
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:59 am

puros_bran wrote:
Knock all that circle jerk crap off... We have a murder on our hands.
Have someone from the precinct run up the extra coffee pot, a fan, our blood pressure medicine, and a turkey sammich.. We are gonna be here a minute.


LMAO!

This thread killed me! First, I thought Fatman died for real, then it takes awhile for the adrenaline to calm down. Second, as the adrenaline is finally subsiding, and then this yahoo makes me laugh so hard I snorted my Moutain Dew Kickstart drink (CARBONATION BURNS). Third, the adrenaline kicked back up when I realized there is a murderer running about!

Can I have a ham sandwich instead? Don't mind turkey but I really prefer ham...

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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:03 am

Make mine Corned Beef. And a bag of plain chips, please.


And, we can smoke...right?

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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:06 am

Blackhorse wrote:
Make mine Corned Beef. And a bag of plain chips, please.


And, we can smoke...right?

Of course! Hell, ever-present smoke is 2/3rds of the background in all those noir crime shows. If this isn't a noir crime setup, then I don't know what is.
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:08 am

Right. I'm in then.

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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:28 pm

Any clues from the packaging - I mean shell fragments?

That is quite the bomb. The assassin will be someone of means.

Perhaps the assassin is a recent target of Fatman's largesse. That narrows things down to about half the regular forum participants.

That's all I have.
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:30 pm

Ah...the usual suspects.

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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:26 pm

... fountain pen... in an unusual colour... mmmm....

My hunch would be that The Butcher has already posted in this thread, such is the twisted way that such a heinous bounder would work. Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:40 pm

Blackhorse wrote:


And, we can smoke...right?

Did he really ask that?

What's that brown thing in the lower left?  I'm in the field on a small screen.

Also, which one of the bob bombers always slips the Kaboom into their package? I think we need to bring them in for questioning.
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:49 pm

I'm going to need a lot of booze this evening. I loved that Fatman... Yall do know he was the one that taught Santa how to be all cheerful and full of largess. Before Fatman inspired Nick he was just a grumpy conductor on the Alaskan Rail.
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:24 pm

Yeah...chasing Hufflepuff down the tracks toward Fairbanks!



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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:47 pm

Yeah, and not only does he indulge in cheap theater (with the blood red ink) and have crappy penmanship (agreed)...he has poor grammer (ends last sentence with preposition). So there!

And I fart in his general direction!

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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:18 pm

Also appears to be a greasy thumbprint on the signature. Food, not engine though.

I'm in for this one btw
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PostSubject: Re: R.I.P. Fatman (10-26-1962) to (10-11-2016)    Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:22 pm

Jevverrett wrote:
Also appears to be a greasy thumbprint on the signature. Food, not engine though.

I'm in for this one btw

I'll keep track of this thread, but make sure to post on the Bombing thread, too! I like to have all of the responses in one place. Makes my job easy. bom
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