Slide tans are always a big part of ad campaigns. And boy howdy does United Airlines need a good ad campaign! Here are a few potential tag lines they might consider...
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United Airlines Slogans
“We put the hospital in hospitality”
“Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”
“Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”
“We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”
“Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”
“We treat you like we treat your luggage”
“We beat the customer. Not the competition”
“Where voluntary is mandatory”
“Fight or flight. We decide”
“Now offering one free carry off”
“If our staff needs a seat,
we’ll drag you out by your feet”
“A bloody good airline"