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Tim in Ohio

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PostSubject: A Husband's dying wish... very touching.   Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:00 pm

Joe was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. 'Give me one last request, dear,'he said.

'Of course, Joe,' his wife said softly.

'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'

'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said.

With his last breath Joe said, 'I do!' cheers
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PostSubject: Re: A Husband's dying wish... very touching.   Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: A Husband's dying wish... very touching.   Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:53 pm

Ouch!

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PostSubject: Re: A Husband's dying wish... very touching.   Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:58 pm

lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A Husband's dying wish... very touching.   Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:49 pm

That's just plain mean!

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A Husband's dying wish... very touching.   Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:47 pm

Mourners are filing out after the memorial service for the departed (who was cremated).

Widow removes the lid from the urn, takes a pinch of the ashes, and puts them on the palm of her other hand.

Blows them off her hand and says under her breath,

"There's that blow job you were always after me for."

What a Face
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