Got 50lbs+ pipe tobacco stashed.
Started e-cigs. Got off coffin nails. Take that tax man!
I'm waiting for the government to realize they can make easy money by taxing the fluid and licensing the manufacturers. That way only Big Tobacco can afford to make the e-liquid. Then people can suddenly be surprised about all of the extra chemicals in e-liquid that have suddenly appeared to make them more addictive. Big Tobacco can fill in for their decreasing cigarette profit, Big Pharmacy can come out with something new to get off of e-cigs, and the American Cancer Society can run ads against second hand vapor! Win-Win situation for everybody but us. We should all get off alcohol, tobacco, keep our money in our mattresses, drive only one car and live to be a hundred on the 'government's dollar'. Those people would be so happy with themselves! Maybe they'll run out of things that other people do to complain about and their stomach acids will shrivel them up.
Henry Louis "H. L." Mencken (September 12, 1880 – January 29, 1956) Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.